Why God Made Mums

Answers given by 2nd grade school children

Why did God make mothers?

  1. She’s the only one who know’sw where the sticky tape is for free in the Christmas bakery.
  2. Mostly to clean the house.
  3. To help us get out of there when we were born.

How did God make mothers

  1. He used dirt, just like the rest of us wimmelbild games full version download for free.
  2. Magic plus super powers and alot of stirring.
  3. God made my mum just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of cv werk.nl?

  1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
  2. They had to get their start from men’s bones windows word herunterladen. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mum?

  1. We’re related kostenlose musik online downloaden.
  2. God knew she likes me alot more than other people’s Mums like me.

What did Mum need to know about Dad before she married him You tube videos download for free?

  1. His last name.
  2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does ha get drunk on beer?
  3. Does he make at least $800 a year disney plus like download? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did Mum marry your Dad?

  1. My Dad makes the best spaghetti in the world samsung app kostenlos musiken. And my Mum eats alot.
  2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
  3. My Gramdma says that Mum didn’t have her thinking cap on whatsapp web chip for free.

What would it take to make your Mum perfect?

  1. On the inside she’s already perfect. Outside, I think some kind plastic surgery ics herunterladen.
  2. You know, her hair. I’d dye it, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your Mum, what would it be?

  1. She has this wierd thing about me keeping my room clean. I’d get rid of that.
  2. I’d make my Mum smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
  3. I would like her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.